Monthly Archives: September 2011
Back on the blog. It’s been ages. That’s because I have been out been doing amazing and incredible and wondrous deeds like walking the dogs, cooking dinner and making sure my kid brushes his teeth. My life is glamorous. Truly. Now if my hair will just stop falling out and I loose the over 40 bulge then it’s all good. Except for those stray eyebrows that grow on my chin. Of course, if all this stuff doesn’t get straightened out… well… that’s why we now have photoshop–which I think is way better than botox because you don’t have to inject yourself with anything. Or do sit ups. Or have strangers in lab coats point at you with lasers.